Considering Canada - 27 August 2026

Backing Canada in Carney's trade contretemps with DJT is a bad bet. Rooting for Canada is like cheering on the Poughkeepsie Flyers to beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Trump’s “51st state” pitch is the worst idea since a screen door on a submarine. With a weak, woke, flaccid citizenry, Canada is heading down the shitter faster than a seal off an iceberg. Ontario’s GDP per head now sits nearer Mississippi than anyone in Toronto wants to admit. Last flicker of Canadian fortitude was Vimy Ridge.